God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

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God

A man that apparently made us all and also Probably hates me. Or something that people say when their mad and then people that really like god get mad about it.

Person A: God Damnit! I stubbed my toe
Person B: Hey don’t use gods name in vein
Person A: Stfu No one cares

by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022

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God

God is a something that is higher than humans and everything and and created the heavens and the earth and will take you to heaven if you love him give your life to him and have a relationship with him

Anything that is good in your life or you like or is happy that is God anything that is bad or sad that is satan

by Hdhdidrrkdodjdjd July 23, 2021

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God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

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