Simp

A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.

Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?

by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019

Simp

Someone who “dogs the boys” therefore placing hoes before said bros

“Oh man he’s gonna start losing friends because of how much of a simp he is”

by Quake2108 December 3, 2020

simp

Alex stop simping

Simon du e namm simp

by sykebil June 3, 2020

Simp

Jacob Smith from the Goon Squad

Aaron: Is anyone gonna get on ps4?
Jacob: I’m to much of a simp and won’t

by Big Mac jones February 9, 2020

Simp

Somebody who will FALL head over fucking heels over anyone fictional or not real. A person who obsesses over something al lot for something.

Person 1: OMMGGGGGG JAMES IS SOOO HOT I WANNA LOOOOVE HIM SO MUCH
Person 2: You’re a simp.

by Kurtis Conner November 6, 2022

Simp

Someone who talks to a girl like they are the best thing in the world.

Jerry is a fucking simp, all he does is talk to kayla all day about spongebob

by Gxabriell April 5, 2021

Simp

Short for simpleton

He is such a simp.

by Mz Gigglezzzz March 6, 2020