Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

Lava Juice

A bloody queef usually happening when a woman is on her period.

Girl 1: Did you here that pop? Cause that bitch just lava juiced

Girl 2: wha- (wheezes)

by bpberna November 20, 2017

Georgia Juice Box

When you FILL her Vagina with Peach juice and Pop Rocks and drink it with a straw while you are both enjoying it.

Man she was squirming with joy when I gave her the Ole Georgia Juice Box especially when those Pop Rocks got going.

by 1oldfart August 25, 2022

Wolverine Juice

Lortab mixed with bourbon and redbull

"My fellow X-Men, I was tired but I drank myself a tall glass of Wolverine Juice" -Professor Charles Xavier

by Ceezus June 7, 2023

Cancun Juice

A hot tub, jacuzzi, bathtub or small pool full of large and hair people.

I'm not getting any of that cancun juice on me.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023