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A "Steve Jobs"

When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.

(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"

"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
by BullyWeener March 19, 2017
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Greese Job

The act of peeing on somebody as a kink or sexual fetish.
His girlfriend gave him a fresh greese job
by Greese Job March 22, 2017
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thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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Dari Job

When dari has passion ed anal sex with an unsuspecting victim
That Dari Job really tore my ass open
by PEDOREDO May 19, 2017
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Nub Job

When a disabled person ( preferably with a nub) inserts said nub into the anus repetidly till the receiver finishes
Dude that was the best nub job ever
by Xaviar99 October 7, 2017
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Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.
"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."
by Angeleek September 27, 2017
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zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
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