Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper May 22, 2018

If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

og god

The word used to describe someone who is really good at something.

You are an og god at soccer.

by Godasaurus March 1, 2018

Rizz god randall

A guy who has hella rizz and pulls hella bitches.

That guy must be a rizz god randall, he is him.

by izzycorcoran December 9, 2022

dion the god

The girl that is awesome at basketball and I great at shooting and defense

Hey do you know dion the god she's awesome

by God is here 347 February 10, 2017

God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...

Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

god-bitch

the cheating bitch of your best friend

Your girl is my god-bitch, nigga.

by ambernumerouno October 12, 2023