knats cock

enginnering measurement

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

cock knocker

An insult aimed at an individual who has acted in such a way that they have either embarrased themselves, those close to them or in such a way as they have made a complete twat of themselves!

Bob: I see our local MP has been caught claiming for dirty movies!

Tony: Yes, what a complete cock knocker!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

cock vulture

a blond jewish french canadian who enjoys scavenging for cock. cock vultures are widely known for their terrible decision making skills, therefor, the cock that they recieve is rated as substandard. However, in any attempt to displease a cock vulture will result in catching the herpes and a painful death involving an auger and diposal of the body in a silo.

sara is the president of the cock vulture coalition in all of french canadia

by japirish January 9, 2009

cock holster

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.

Diane is nothing but a cock holster.

by vicfan March 23, 2004

cock butt

Someone who is getting ony our nerves. call them a cock butt and people will laugh.

kevin quit being a cock butt! (ppl laugh)

by d00dzillaz0rz November 1, 2003

cock jousting

A game where 4 or men strip down to their skins get their penis hard as can be, and attept to put their penis into someons anus with their hands tied behind their back while trying to protect thier asshole from being penatrated, when your asshole is penatrated you are out last man without a penatrated asshole wins!!

Tyler- So what did you guys do last night?
Adam- Well we started the night off with some elton john and rod stewart and then after that we had a big cock jousting tournament.
Tyler- Wow too bad i was sick who won?
Adam-Well me Peirre and Achillies were the last three left in the semi finals but those sly bastards talked before and decided to double team me so as i was facing Peirre Achillies snuck up behind me and jammed his big meat into my asshole thus eliminating me, than Ahillies won in the finals.
Tyler-Wow too bad i wanst there!

by Derek WWWAAAKKK August 3, 2007

Cock Block

I situation where a man is prevented from having relations with his significant other.

I was wonking my girlfriend and my roomate came in and cockblocked me.

by Tony September 3, 2004