(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!
by Denhamj February 24, 2018
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Get the slurp monkey mug.A genderqueer, non-conforming, non-binary individual. One who identifies with any one particular gender and goes back and forth.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.
They are a spiritual breed, a non-human identity, and cannot be fathomed by one not of their own kin.
"Is that a boy or a girl... I mean, maybe trans?"
"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."
"No, my dear friend. That is the spirit monkey. They are like bacteria, their populations grow exponentially and they serve no purpose other than to annoy you."
by UnrepentantlyOffensive August 30, 2013
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BM: "What is this? Brother, Urban Dictionary is bidah! BIDAH!"
ME: "Dude, quit being such a bidah monkey."
ME: "Dude, quit being such a bidah monkey."
by mamoul March 18, 2011
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Brass-Monkey is a
by When_ January 19, 2021
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Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021
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