grocery god

when a person is great at attracting very attractive people (they're good at bagging a fine mofo)

"look at this girl i pulled"
"dude she's so fine you're a grocery god"

by lunine September 2, 2023

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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

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Aventura God

A white high-school kid that drives their mom’s BMW or Tesla, has a TikTok haircut, and smokes nicotine. Typically Jewish.
“Playground Gangsters”

Lives in Aventura, FL

Look at those Aventura Gods in the Tesla blasting Pop Smoke

by Taytay123_ September 18, 2023

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God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

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Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

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