National poop day 

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.

Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!

National poop day by Poopday July 10, 2021

i poop 

A skyrim character I created AKA the real dragonborn

Person1: your not the dragonborn

Dovakin: I poop

i poop by Idiotcowboy69 August 22, 2021

Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.

My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.

Alaskan Poop Bucket by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021

Russian Poop Oboe 

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

Russian Poop Oboe by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021

Bed poop Stain 

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

Bed poop Stain by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

After Poop Skinny’s 

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

After Poop Skinny’s by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

Double Poop 

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.

I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.

Double Poop by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022