Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

Off your chops

When one is
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent

1) NO: I think you should ask out that chick
TW: You're Off your chops

JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops

BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops

by Nick Ogden December 28, 2005

roll off

light bulb head that wears comdoms that roll off due to having a small willy

roll off,comdoms,sex,lbh

by dean2001 January 20, 2009

Jump off a building

When one usually starts a conversation and the other person is already starting to become annoyed, defensive, and loud not realizing where the conversation is headed.

Girl: I think we need to talk
Boy: Are you breaking up with me? Did I DO something wrong?
Girl: Whoa...Whoa..Whoa.. Don't jump off a building, we're just talking!

by Nicky B. May 29, 2007

Bounce it off the Turtle

When you are asked by senior management to evaluate an idea and he/she expects an answer with no time for proper due diligence. You are then forced to "bounce it off the turtle" and see which direction it flies. It is very likely the idea will be approved based on your "careful" consideration and it will make or break your career.

Fred asked me to provide a solution for all of our revenue reporting. He expects it to predict changes in the industry and wants an answer by 8:00 AM tomorrow. I had to bounce it off the turtle and then updated my resume.

by Flying Bacon July 12, 2011

Penis Face-off

When two penis' meet on chat-roulette in an awkward standoff against one another.

#1- bro worst thing... i was doing my usual thing on chat-roulette-
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...

by ciirclejerrk444 March 11, 2010