your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

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Matija's mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the act, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free.

that whore was so crazy, she was just Matija's mom.

by Najjaci lik November 20, 2021

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That one person who really REALLY misses you right now. This may not seem important now but spend time with your mom when you see her. I’ll give you a story, In the summer I spent it with my dad and barely saw my mom. After that, I found out that I had to come live with my dad which I really didn’t want to do. Ever single day after that I missed her and I still barely get to see her. A mom is someone you can count on when you need someone. A person who you can trust with secrets. Love you mom!

Mom: So what’s new today?
Daughter: *tells about day*
Mom: thank you for telling me! Love you!

by nothtemiddlechild November 23, 2021

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I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

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Your mom

win you start humping a wall and your teacher sees what are you doing you say your mom tonight.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.

or if you dside to go humh a strite light and the cop says what are you doing you say your mom and think in jall y did you lisin to an 11 yer old on the enter net waly you spnd the rest of your life in jall.

by ooo shit November 13, 2021

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