John

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020

John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012

John Hutchinson

COMPLETE RACIST! And homosexual...

Stop being such a John Hutchinson!

by dacman555 January 1, 2012

John Wayne Camp

a place for sexual intercourse.

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.

by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011

john saupp

a person who is overely obsessed with video games mainly call of duty , is a ginger

1: im not playin cod
2: wow ur gay
1: dude ur being a john saupp

by twister743w July 27, 2011

john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011