just good friends

A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.

We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.

by kavakale July 13, 2004

Birth Control Friend

A woman usually ugly who blocks you from taking her better looking friend home.

Here come Melissa and damn Jenny that fat bitch is the biggest Birth Control Friend (BCF) ever!

by DinoFauci January 8, 2011

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

by milo May 14, 2004

Un-Friend Confrontation

An awkward confrontation due to one person un-friending the other on facebook.

Person 1: Dude that was so awkward.
Person 2: What was?
Person 1: I just had an Un-Friend Confrontation with Jack.
Person 1:Doesn't he understand he's an annoying douche?

by That guy on facebook December 14, 2010

Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

by Jimdawg2 July 5, 2010

boy best friend

U guys r in like with each other but don’t have the balls to admit it , you guys go on ft and talk everyday precisely snap , and never get tired of each other , always think abt each other , and everyone ships you guys or wants u 2 to date , maybe even teacher incourages you guys to date, y’all are single , but y’all act like u guys r together , just not in a relationship and gets instantly jealous if one or another talks to another guy or girl. You guys r really just overthinking a lot and not expressing your true feelings towards one another , you guys always are near each other 24/7 . You guys r so happy when u speak to each other and share so many laughs , you guys need each other always.

O look there’s your man (boy best friend) that’s not your man !

by callala November 19, 2019