Fortnite 

Fortnite is the worst fucking game to ever be made.its ass and I spent fucking hundreds of dollars, then had to stare at a black asshole. It's the same boring ass map with no mods and nothing fun

Hey you know fortnite
Yeah it's ass

Fortnite by Mr.pizza_rolls October 21, 2019

Fortnite 

Cancer

“Yo Jimmy got cancer”
“Yeah Fortnite will do that to you”

Fortnite by Finman2005 October 21, 2019

fortnite 

a game you should play if you want to get kicked the fucking shit out of.
also it’s fucking gay

hey joey, your fortnite

fortnite by Twiggo October 22, 2019

fortnite 

A newly discovered form of cancer. It takes place mostly in 9-12-year-olds, but there are certain cases in which fully grown adults seem to be contracted with this disease. Unlike other cancers, this one is communicable by means of brainwash, blackmail, and peer pressure from former close ones, who are now just online "friends"

Sam: hey i play fortnite.
Me: oh im sorry so whens the funeral?

fortnite by My Life Is Meaningless October 24, 2019

Fortnite 

Trash.

Fortnite is trash

Fortnite by ijusthitmyselfinthenose October 24, 2019

Fortnite 

The game only 5 year olds play and smash their controller when they lose a match and scream like a kid who just got his candy taken away.

I’m a 5 year old who lost a match at Fornite and smacked my mom for buying me a bad control that made me lose

Doctor: thus the reason only 5 year olds play the game called fortnite

Fortnite by I_still_watch_el_patito_juan October 25, 2019

Fortnite 

a trash game full of dances commenly done by 9 year olds

bro 1 : dude i’m going to play fortnite
bro 2 : ew

Fortnite by *click* October 25, 2019