Off me tits

Severely inebriated.

I had 8 pints of lager, 10 large whiskies and a vat of creme de menthe(not recommended). I was completely off me tits!

by Cirrhosis Cyril February 21, 2004

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

Off your chops

When one is
a) High
b) Drunk
c) Acting in a manner expected of retarded children or intelligent apes
d) Saying something very unintelligent

1) NO: I think you should ask out that chick
TW: You're Off your chops

JR: Look Terry's trying to jump off that roof
NO: Man, he's Off his chops

BK: Man what has Sunshine had to drink?
NO: I dunno, but he's off his chops

by Nick Ogden December 28, 2005

roll off

light bulb head that wears comdoms that roll off due to having a small willy

roll off,comdoms,sex,lbh

by dean2001 January 20, 2009

Jump off a building

When one usually starts a conversation and the other person is already starting to become annoyed, defensive, and loud not realizing where the conversation is headed.

Girl: I think we need to talk
Boy: Are you breaking up with me? Did I DO something wrong?
Girl: Whoa...Whoa..Whoa.. Don't jump off a building, we're just talking!

by Nicky B. May 29, 2007

Penis Face-off

When two penis' meet on chat-roulette in an awkward standoff against one another.

#1- bro worst thing... i was doing my usual thing on chat-roulette-
#2- jerking it again...?
#1- yeah, when all of a sudden, some other guy came on and we had a penis face-off.
#2- who won?
#1- he did...

by ciirclejerrk444 March 11, 2010

Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009