job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

piston job

When a sexy brunette gives you an amazing blowjob until you cum in her mouth, she then swallows it and licks her lips

My girlfriend gave me a piston job lastnight it was amazing

You lucky bastard

by Barbay February 21, 2017

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

pen job

the sexual act of shoving a pen up your urethra

He enjoyed the pen job given to him in the bath room by his brother while giving head to his side chick

by I create more jobs than trump December 10, 2016

Yous Job

The act of continuing to have sex with a girl even if she reaches the orgasm, in order to make it last longer.

Jack gave me a crazh Yous Job last night that I felt like my brain was going to explode.

by Educated190 September 4, 2018

Ring job

While wearing a thumb ring slide it into the female’s asshole until it sits inside like an egg in a nest.

Olivia gave me the best ring job last night

by Hungboi96 July 30, 2022

Brazilian foot job

When toes are curled around a person's pubic hairs and their butt hairs then yanked with the attempt to pull out hair.

1:) You ever have a Brazilian foot job?
2:) No, what's that?
1:) You gotta try it, trust me...

by Soldier of Eden January 27, 2024