A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).
by socioclast83 October 25, 2008
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by G.Simpson January 1, 2012
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by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009
Get the Alaskan jack hammer mug.The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
by Bwillo April 12, 2011
Get the jack-off jenkies mug.The bass player of the Dead Weather, Greenhornes, Raconteurs, and also plays banjo in Blanche. He currently has a beard and a photographer for a wife. He also has the vocals of a dying angel and is the only one welcome to magical bassland. He is way above our league that we are not worthy to even lie our lips upon his holy bare ass cheeks. He is thy savior and everyone shall bow down to his geeky little ass.
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Get the Jack mug.1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank
Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!
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