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Dick Fury

A rush of adrenaline experienced by men while holding their own fully erect penis, usually followed by a testosterone-fueled session of angry masturbation.
"Cody felt powerful with his erection in his hand, his vision going red as he was overcome by dick fury."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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DICK POISON

The consumption of too much raw dick in one night
It doesn’t mean you’re sick or nauseous it just mean you let your man hit it until you pass out
My boyfriend gave me dick poisoning last night he got me screaming oh lord have mercy on this pussy
by Bigblackwood February 2, 2019
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Hug Dick

When you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can't help but pop a boner.
Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick
by MrWotty August 20, 2016
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dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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familiar dick

The dick you ve been training for years to please you. Is always there when you ll need it and always in the same level.
There is that one dude you ve been hooking up for years and sometimes you tried something new but you always go back to him. That's familiar dick
by HenOne January 21, 2021
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Dick Sister

A female who has dated/fucked the same guy you have
Shannon and Sharon both dated Dustin, therefore they are dick sisters.
by Paayton December 4, 2018
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Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoontrash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
by Brian LS August 4, 2023
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