Half-cock

A circumcised penis.

When he took his pants off I saw he had a repulsive half-cock.

by BeeryUSA February 24, 2010

piece of cock

gettin' some. action. sexual activity involving a penis.

may also be used to emphasize that a certain male is attractive.

"I'm soooooo hornydrunk! I wanna piece of cock bad!"

or

"You're so lucky you have a boyfriend. You're getting a piece of cock tonight."

or

"OMG Mike's soooo hot! I totally want a piece of his cock."

or

"Check out that dude. He's one hot piece of cock."

by May I. Havaword February 21, 2009

cock garage

Anything a cock could possibly be inserted in

Shut you ten cock garage. or My arse aint a cock garage. or She is just a cock garage.

by Lucky November 5, 2002

cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan

Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule

by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008

cock sock

Something worn by male porn stars during erotic sex scenes to ensure length of the scene

the male porn star wears a cock sock so he doesnt cum and end the scene early

by LikeImPro April 25, 2008

cock knocker

An insult aimed at an individual who has acted in such a way that they have either embarrased themselves, those close to them or in such a way as they have made a complete twat of themselves!

Bob: I see our local MP has been caught claiming for dirty movies!

Tony: Yes, what a complete cock knocker!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

cock vulture

a blond jewish french canadian who enjoys scavenging for cock. cock vultures are widely known for their terrible decision making skills, therefor, the cock that they recieve is rated as substandard. However, in any attempt to displease a cock vulture will result in catching the herpes and a painful death involving an auger and diposal of the body in a silo.

sara is the president of the cock vulture coalition in all of french canadia

by japirish January 9, 2009