beanerita

Diminuitive, feminine form of beaner. A derogatory term for a female hispanic immigrant to the United States. Derived from the Spanish word "seniorita".

Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend, Juanita the beanerita?

by Kid Dynamo April 27, 2006

How many beans make 5

Seedy sex game played in the bars of Pattaya, where a man guesses the age of a woman based on the view of her clitoris. Played as a best of 5.

Hey, fancy joining me at Noncerama for a game of "how many beans make 5"?

by fen riss August 22, 2011

beany cheese

an insult where chavs do not understand a word you say but still think that they are better than you i.e starting on you, kickin bread at you, farting ect ect. or a random thing that can make a select few cry with laughter in the right place and the right time. it can also infuriate and aggrivate almost everyone else who doesnt find it funny. chavs are gay. they have sweaty bum fun listenin to usher and r n b crap. chavs have no nobs. chavvettes have nobs. they are gay.

chav: *oi prick u wana get smacked up*
you * BEAN!*

beany beany cheese!
*you getting slapped*

by benibobs May 13, 2005

Faba Beans

adj. To act stupid or moronic; an idiot.

John: Man, Jimmy's being acting like such a douche right now...
Bob: Yeah man, he's all like faba beans.

Random angry dude: Man you so dumb, you all like faba beans!

by TheBlondeNextToMeIsDumb November 14, 2011

beanerbanger

A girl of any race but hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc who is fucking a hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc.

Girl A: Hey did you hear about Nicole? She's a beanerbanger!

Girl B: damn that's fun to say beanerbanger beanerbanger

-Both A and B chant-

by Julia Nash July 20, 2009

Pro Beaner

A beaner that is able to steal anything without being caught. They also can do all of the jobs normal beaners do, however they are much better than average beaners. They are illegal immigrants from Mexico, but they are never caught.

My ipod, cellphone, car, house keys, computer, porn magazines, dildo, and vibrater were stolen by a pro beaner in one minute.

by ProBeaner March 14, 2007

pork and beans

A term for a man's size challenged genitalia

Friend: Did you have sex with Dave last night?

Girl: Nah, I saw his junk and it looked like pork and beans down there. All shriveled up and nasty!

by Old Bastard Dave May 1, 2016