Squirrel Tits

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.

I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.

by Everything Suks October 8, 2022

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

by good egg June 27, 2024

Tarzan Tits

Prominent pectoral muscles on a man.

I work the fly machine at the gym because I want Tarzan tits like Vin Diesel’s.

by Mic Rofoon July 4, 2022

Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011

tit tickle

where a girl kisses a guy then let’s him touch her tits for any type of candy.

reece’s kitkats etc

omggg brooo did y’all see that girl @ the park ??? she was lettin the guy tit tickle her for a reeces

by Thatcrazyboy168 June 2, 2018

pony tit

When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.

It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.

by Dan Turner Man November 23, 2020

report card tits

A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.

I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing

by Hotmustardnipples December 4, 2023