Dirty Spiderman

When your receiving a blow job from your missus or a random, just as you blow dont let her know and BAM!! splat her in the face while yelling "GO WEB GO"
Ty did the dirty spiderman to Mandy the other nite and it got stuck up her nostrils and in her hair
by Matty/Spanky April 25, 2007
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The Dirty Den

The "Dirty Den" is a town in Connecticut known as Meriden. Theres the Inner City, and the Suburbs. The inner city is run down, and dirty looking. Theres a lot of businesses that moved or went bankrupt, and now their just old, deteriorating buildings. We're most famous for our mall and our hospital. We're drug infested.
The inner city kids are mostly mixed races. Most inner city kids are dirty. (as in they aren't preppy, their ghetto. Their in gangs and everything like that) Then theres the dirty white kids that are usually into every drug they can get their hands on, some are into skating at the park, and some like going to local band's shows. Theirs the usual preppy white kids too, into shopping and football and beer-pong.
The kids like having parties in cemeteries and the woods. We call loud, drug filled parties "bangers" instead of raves.

Theres a lot of trashy adults too. We have some famous homeless people. "Stretch" is the most famous. He stretches every 3-4 steps that he takes. Theres Army-Joe, he has flashbacks of Vietnam.

The kids get Zooted (High on weed) Twisted, (smoking and drinking) Toasted (high on heroin or pills) Zung/Zonked/Yipped/Zipped (high on crack/coke) and Cocked (drunk) We yerk pills. We toke bud. We love cheap vodka, and natty ice.

We have a good amount of police officers. (aka "Pigs" or "The 5-0") Most of them are assholes. You'll hear kids yell "SQUALLAY!" if the "5-0" comes around.

Theres always a package store within one block of where your standing in the city.

We're a poor town in Connecticut. We hate them rich Milford or Cheshire kids.. They do too much coke. We mesh with the Wallingford kids, but they're kind of full of themselves, and different looking.
Everyone in this town gets a long, everyone in this town has one thing in common, we love partying. You chill at the mall every Friday from 6-9th grade.

Kids from the dirty den WILL KICK ASS whether they be preppy, white trash, or ghetto, so don't offend them.
Wallingford Kid: Yeah I just went down to the dirty den to score a sack of trees by the mills and the pigs tried busting me.

Cheshire kid: I went down to that "dirty den" to pick up a sack of coke, it was sub par at best. Get this, they tried selling me crack first! The guy was wearing a t-shirt in broad daylight, NO collar, it didn't even say Hollister! Pahaha! Lets go do some yager bombs and snowboard all day.

Inner city kid: Dis white boy was walkin down the street negga, I watched diz negga break inta every car he walk by. White boys is crazy in dis town negga, they jus don' care negga.

"I just got jumped in the dirty den"
"I just got back from a banger in the dirty den"
by CHALK1110 October 15, 2008
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Dirty Hailey

When a girl (named hailey) gets sloppy drunk, then proceeds to get a train ran on her by 5 big black men in public.
Did you see Pamela from the office? She pulled a dirty hailey last time we went out
by DoctorDoNuffin March 31, 2020
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Dirty annie

A dirty annie is An achievement of when you have shagged the whole towns male population and there girlfriend’s find out and bully you in the Local boozer, however you are left gagging for more cock so carry on anyway
Last night I did a dirty annie in the shrew, I’ve never been prouder to be the biggest slag of Rugeley.
by Anonymousfanannie April 1, 2020
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dirty billie

Using your tongue to give extra pleasure while giving a blowjob.
She had her tongue moving up, down, all around.. Doing the Dirty Billie on me last night. It was amazing!!
by Udontknowme2020 April 5, 2020
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dirty madelyn

To be gang banged by a group of blind nuns, whilst being screwed by 2/3 of the nuns, the other sits on your face to hid the screams.
That bitch has been getting on my nerves, I set her up for a dirty madelyn. She has it coming.
by sally penicle April 19, 2020
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dirty stuart

The Dirty Stuart is when you funnel dirty bong water up your anus and shart it all over a pregnant woman
Yo James gave Tina a massive dirty Dirty Stuart last week.. the cunt still smells like bong water
by Madmouth97 April 1, 2020
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