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cottage cheese 

White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.
When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.
cottage cheese by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Cotage Cheese Fart 

After an anal intercourse, when a fart is made...well I don't need to expand don't I...
I heard Danny Farts Cotage Cheese all day long
Cotage Cheese Fart by IsraAlien November 12, 2003

head cheese 

Meat product also know as Jersey pork roll.
Cut me a slice of that head cheese for a sammich.
head cheese by Johhnyjersey December 15, 2008

cheese pizza

when two girls and one guy take off their clothes. one girl bends over onto the bed face first while the other girl and the guy fuck hard,really hard. the guy pulls out before he can cum to let the girl he was just fucking gush out blood all over the girls ass who was laying on the bed the guy then cums on the girls ass creating a cheese pizza
Jessica and Anthony gave that girl a nasty cheese pizza.
cheese pizza by Max O. May 30, 2008

blue cheese 

When smegma accumulates on the inside of foreskin and mixes with the lint from ones boxers or jeans to create tiny, miniscule blue cheese like balls. May not taste as good on a Cobb salad as the real stuff.
Zahra: Do you have blue cheese?
Greg: You mean on my salad, or in my pants?
blue cheese by Zahra January 11, 2006

Cheese Head 

A word used to describe simple minded Wisconsinites who can't seem to realize the defects of their state.
Look at that cheese head rooting for the packers even though the bears clearly kicked their ass this year.
Cheese Head by Miss Pink18 September 20, 2006