tits

a watermelon mixed with boobs

"I love big massive tits Joe :)"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Tits on a submarine

something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.

He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.

by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022

tata tits

when you have uneven titties and one is bigger than the other. comes from the uneven head of tata, the BT21 character.

Dang! Did you see that Lisa has Tata Tits

by tata is my oppar September 2, 2019

Tits

A female body part used to produce milk to feed baby’s

Tits need to stop being sexualised they are a feeding utensil just like knifes and forks

Defined
Man- look at those big tits

by Icbawithpeoplesshit January 16, 2021

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021

Æske Tits

Origin Unknown.
It is said to be a more sophisticated version of Essketit
The word is usually taking into use by intellectuals, the reason being the typical simpleton cannot comprehend such sophisticated use of words.

Intelligent man 1: Æske tits?
Intelligent man 2: Æske Tiiits!?!

by Skinken August 21, 2018

tits on a plane

When you get frustrated with whatever you are doing.

I just got killed on Call of Duty, "Tits on a plane!"

by growingdollar December 7, 2011