moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

moving the goalposts by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021

treetops are touching the ground 

When you become older and your chest starts to sag.

"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."

treetops are touching the ground by Becs The Secretary May 30, 2006

Jumping on the grenade 

A term used when a wingman takes the ugly girl interested in you, leaving you open to swoop in for her more attractive friend.

Me: Her friend is so hot, but the ugly girl is into me
Wingman: I'll take her off your hands so you can try the hot girl
Me: Thanks for jumping on the grenade, man. I owe you.

Jumping on the grenade by Knowlton School ofArchitecture March 5, 2015

Don't hate the player, hate the game

1. A simple excuse for anything.
2. Also coined in rap, drop hate on anything but other rappers.

1. "Dude WTF?!"
"Don't hate the player, hate the game.
2. Yo' man I ain't ever gonna diss your name
Cuz I'm not hating players, I'm hating the game

Don't hate the player, hate the game by error405 August 18, 2016

The Game 

a 2pac wannabe..

the game aint shit

u dont know what you say on ur lyrics THE GAME UR LAME!

The Game by SomeGuy69 June 14, 2007

The Great PornHub Purge 

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020

"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.

The Great PornHub Purge by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020

the game 

The latest in a long line of poseur rappers to fall off the burgeoning production line with generic gangsta cliches spilling from his mouth at every turn, who'd be nothing if he didn't have 50 Cent and Doctor Dre singing his praises (although the former decided to stop because he forgot to act all tough or something and complimented another rapper - fucking children that they are).

Doesn't get his name from watching WWE wrestling. Honest.

"I'm a white boy that wants to act tough, so I'll buy The Game's CD and only listen to How We Do on repeat play."

the game by OD Smith March 10, 2005