jug guy

a recognizable male celebrity because of their employment at The Red Jug Pub on the college campus in on of the towns that possesses a Red Jug Pub.

hey aren’t you that jug guy?

by spoothz February 21, 2023

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Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.

A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!

by leadrock December 4, 2022

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Yellow Guy

A battery-run puppet child from Don't Hug Me Im Scared. His favorite color is green, he once committed cannibalism, and his name is most likely David but really who knows.

Person 1: My favorite color is green

Person 2: Just like Yellow Guy!

by Cavvietrix December 5, 2022

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Guy

A sex-crazed, cocaine-fueled dog.

Dude 1: Hey, you seen Guy around?
Dude 2: Yeah, he just came over and fucked my mom.

by Dr. Bowl December 6, 2022

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Family Guy

A god awful shitty unfunny show that is a dead horse being beaten by Fox when it wasn’t even ever good in the first place.

I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022

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Self perceived nice guys/girls who expect to be rewarded for the bare minimum. The word is more common in the dating world but can be applied to people who wallow in their self-pity, whining they deserve more than what they were given in life. Usually misguided individuals who experienced many misfortunes.

"Ugh, of course they picked Geoffrey over me at the job listing. They would actually prefer assholes over me!"
"And let me guess, you put "nice guy" in your CV? Get over it, man. There are other hires available."

by swcy December 15, 2022

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