Toddler slap

A male on male sex act. Most often preformed in the doggey position. The person at the back grabs the person's at the fronts child, still an infant by the legs and proceeds to donkey punch the person at the fronts head with the infant.

Hey did you hear Mike's not a did any more?
What?
Yeah Gaza was pumping him up the ass and toddler slapped him so hard he broke little John's skull.

by Toddler slap June 30, 2023

Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

slap the tip

1) send her a vid of u fapping
2) slap the tip of your penis on camera

girl: heyy zaddy im horny frfr
boy: oh? what do u want me to do ab it?
girl: slap the tip

by k_lolziesUwU April 22, 2022

swine slap

to hit someone in their pig nose

i just gave him a swine slap for putting his pig nose where it didn't belong!

by piggy peggy March 25, 2012

Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.

Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."

by willziam December 22, 2013

Sun slapped

When the sun burns you so bad that you can see every out line of your bathing suit. (A more dramatic outcome of a sun kiss)

Forget getting sun kissed, look at my back! I got sun slapped!

by itsyagurljos May 20, 2018

Bitch Slap

To smack/slap someone in the face with the back of your hand in a whip like manner.

"Damn, that girl got bitch slaped"
"Girl, I'm gonna bitch slap you so hard, you are gonna look like your mamma."

by Dun Bos May 22, 2014