Minigames kid 

THE most annoying type of kid that can EVER play Gorilla Tag, alongside toxic people and hackers. They just won't shut up about wanting to play minigames. They're so desperate they literally scream it at the top of their lungs!

some random ass kid: *screams at the top of their lungs* DO YOU WANNA PLAY MINIGAMES!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!!??!!?!?!??!!!?!!?!?!!??!??!??!!!?!!??!!??!!?!?!?!!!!?!?!!?!??!?!?!

everyone: omg minigames kid everyone leave the server *leaves the room*

Minigames kid by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025

Backpack Kid 

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.

“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school”

Backpack Kid by Lobster Money May 23, 2025

Jul Kid 

A boy in a household of girls, who just exists, pulled into a life that deals with a madajiojuanpablos bullshit, Taco Bell employees, High school bullshit, shitty luck, dog that chews bullets, neglectful mom with delinquent daughters, and retards past 12 am a Taco Bell (I work nightshifts)

Jul Kid: “Fuck my Life.”

Jul Kid by Jul Kid May 27, 2025

Military Kid

A kid with a obsession with military, who also loves dressing up as soldiers, playing military fps games, and loves guns.
They are mostly teenage males.

Only military kids play Ghost Recon.

Military Kid by urbanwarrior1122 June 14, 2025

Theater Kid 

Due to most definitions being incoherent here I’ll make a general one for those who want a proper definition.
A theater kid generally is associated with anyone who does theater whether that be backstage or front.

These individuals are generally given a few stereotypes, most commonly of which being outcasts or misfits. Elaborating further theater kids often carry or claim to carry some disorder whether that’s diagnosed by themselves or doctors. Furthermore they are generally perceived as carrying hyperactivity from some aforementioned disorder, or being so much of an introvert that you wonder how they even got in the theater to begin with (though the former is often more likely)

Hamilton is generally loved by them, and politically they are often left wing though more aligned to liberal, or if lucky anarchist leftist thought. While they may counter and argue how radical they are, almost all would probably have a heart attack at any actual revolution due to their innate romanticism. This is because Theater kids are cosmopolitans at heart 90 percent of the time, with rural theater kids often having wet dreams of finally going to the cities away from their conservative parents.

All in all while this is a generalization it is to give a broad example of what theater kids generally fall under personality wise. It isn’t the best description, but it’s better than most I’ve seen here.

We can’t go to the Gym with Noah, that dudes a theater kid.

Theater Kid by InternetMu’arakh July 18, 2025

band kid musicals 

Musical theatre productions that appeal to middle or high schooler with a wide range of instruments in the songs or background. Musicals such as, Heathers: the musical, Be more Chill, Mean Girls and Ride the Cyclone

Heather: "All you like is band kid musicals!"
"I can't help it if I relate to the high school hierarchy and topics portrayed in those musicals, so shut up Heather!"

band kid musicals by P1CKLESSs July 20, 2025

Street kid 

Those annoying fuckhead teenagers in saint denis

Holy fuck no fucking carez street kid

Street kid by joshua lionel cowen September 4, 2025