friendcognito

When your friend lies to you but not to another person.

Eric: So the party is gonna be at 4:00 PM. You got it?
Wallace: Sure. I'll catch up later.
(Randy walks in)
Randy: So when is the party?
Eric: Oh. It's cancelled.
Randy: Oh. Ok.
(Randy leaves)
Wallace: friendcognito?
Eric: friendcognito.

friendcognito by bonelesspizza December 26, 2016

Frienderbender 

When you and a group of friends go out and get so inebriated that you make irresponsible decisions.

"I'm about to go out and get in a frienderbender."-Nilla Wafer

Frienderbender by elange January 20, 2017

friend organ

A friend that is so good you could not live without them. Also known as a 'Friend Organ'

Andrea: Yeah tiffany is so close to me were basically attached at the hip

Chad (from Chad Africa) Sounds like you have a Friend Organ.

friend organ by GayPotato October 18, 2017

friendenemies 

When people really do not like each other but will be cordially sarcastic to one another so as not to cause any drama and draw attention to themselves at social affairs.

Sandra is having a birthday party she's friends with Jane and Sally . Sandra decides to invite Jane and Sally she knows they are friendenemies ; she leaves it up to them to accept or decline. They both show up and are cordial / sarcastic keeping the peace for the sake of their mutual friend's party.

friendenemies by Pepper1121 February 10, 2018

friendcest 

The act of developing feelings for one of your best friends in the world when you’ve got an absolute 0.000% chance of being with them. This person loves you as much as a friend could possibly love you, but it never quite crosses over to the romantic side! It’s absolute hell, especially because this person shows you soooo much love and if you’re a petty lil bitch, you’ll think they’re leading you on simply because they just care for you constantly. Get that shit out of ur head- remember who you’re dealing with here! Then one day, you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror like you have 84 heads, and you ask yourself what the actual fuck you’re thinking because dating this person would be like dating your sibling....and that’s disgusting- it’s literally incest! Essentially, youve got your head jammed so far up your own ass you can see the light of day thru your own nostrils. If it’s meant to be, something will happen, but if it’s not, love this person truly for what they give you each and every: an incredible friendship. Do not let the sadness of not having them keep you from enjoying the friendship. Oh an also, remember to give them the same best friend love they give you. I’m not fucking kidding. This is so important.

Best of luck to you all, I hope you stop mentally masturbating soon! Cheers

Me: ahhh I can’t believe this! She’s my best friend and I just can’t keep myself from falling in love with her. She’s so warm and kindhearted and she gives the best hugs...

Friend: GURL. She’s ur bff that’s literally friendcest. Fuck the feelings, focus on the amazing friendship!

Me: ugh ur right. I love her too much for this shit anyway

Friend: damn right you do. And she loves the living daylight out of you too

friendcest by Melodramatic909 March 4, 2018

Friend 

A person who sticks with you and does not stab you in the back.They stay with you and hold all your secrets they never tell anyone because both of you trust each other

My Friend never betrayed me

Friend by Clso19 May 29, 2018

Friend-shading 

The act of shading or talking badly about a close friend, to someone else. Most probably because they're acting stupid.

"Not to be friend-shading, but Lilly was a total bitch yesterday."

Friend-shading by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018