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maccaroni and cheese 

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).
That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".
maccaroni and cheese by Mark January 18, 2004

Monkey Cheese 

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.
Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.
Monkey Cheese by Craig October 13, 2004

hot cheese 

a metaphore used with ones atraction to another when attempting to be covert.
Damn yo, you see dat S***? dat was some fine ass hot cheese.
hot cheese by hks85 August 20, 2006

rim cheese

Rim cheese is not male smegma. Nor do male babies or children produce smegma. Rim cheese is female smegma at and around the labia minora and labia majora that have oozed out of the vagina and under the hood of the clitoris.

females produce far more smegma that intact males produce.
American women produce more rim cheese on their vulvas than uncircumcised European, Latino and Asian men generate under their foreskins.

rim cheese by Brit Pariah March 5, 2009

Curdled Cheese 

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.
*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.
Curdled Cheese by Erlangga April 23, 2011

Cottage Cheese 

Some chick bitch whose hamstrings and ass look like some no-name cottage cheese.

Can usually be associated with muffin top
When you see these girls (they tend to wear mini-skirts)

Yell "COTTAGE CHEESE" and run away.

no one wants to think of dairy when they are tapping that "block" from behind...
Jenny: Baby you gonna come home with me and get naughty

Conner: Girl, yous a got some COTTAGE CHEESE all over your pa-dunk-a-dunk. PEACE!
Cottage Cheese by Bobsey2 February 4, 2010