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porcupine ass

When you have an itchy/stinging butthole from not wiping very good after your last bowel movement
I have porcupine ass from that shit i took an hour ago.
by country chris February 4, 2010
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Tsunami Ass

When your fucking a girl from behind, and her ass fat makes waves that go on forever
Dude 1: Yo, did you fuck Stephanie?
Dude 2: Totally, but that chick had some horrible Tsunami Ass!
Dude 1: Gross!
by SethAlpha August 6, 2009
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ass hawk

The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.
Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.
by guinness67 July 16, 2009
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Balls Ass

noun: The seam in the middle of a mans scrotum which runs from the base of the penis to the barse.
His balls ass had torn, allowing both testicles to fall to the floor.
by Mischmo25 October 8, 2009
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ass jerk

One who, upon seeing a good-looking girl or guy approaching them, jerks their head around after they pass, to check out their ass.
On the street, in the hallway at work, he didn't care - he was an ass jerk anywhere, always turning his head back to see the ass on who he just passed.
by mamadeo November 5, 2009
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Tank Ass

Abnormally large buttocks typically found on outstanding Marine radio techs
Damn that Hafterson sure has a Tank Ass
by Fat Daddy Sass December 30, 2010
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Ass Bubbles

Ass Bubbles. n

1. Ass bubbles is a game that is played generally played by two people, but the rules and gameplay are open to allow for more players.

The game begins by chewing bubble gum. It is recommended that the players use either giant gumballs or several pieces of gum to allow for large bubbles. Players then remove their clothes for the next stage of the game.
A player must then bend over so that another player may use his of her chewed wad of gum to cover the bending player's asshole.

As for the player who is bending over, they are welcome to continue chewing their gum until it it is time for them to put it in someone else's asshole. Meanwhile, this player must fart, causing a bubble to be created from their ass, and assbubble if you will. The player who placed the gum in the asshole must then pop the bubble with their teeth and eat it out of the other person's asshole.
The game continues until all players have eaten gum from assholes and had gum eaten from their assholes.

2. A synonym for "grab ass."
1. "So did you finally get to bone Carly last night?"
"Nah man, but we totally played ass bubbles!"

2. "Will you two stop playing ass bubbles and get back to work."
by t-kwono July 5, 2010
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