Out of your league

When somebody tries to tell you that they are out of your league you gotta wonder how they got out of your league.

How did she get out of your league? Was she kicked out? Suspended? Rejected? Is she coming back to your league or staying out?

by Solid Mantis July 29, 2020

Bless your heart

The Most Southern Baptist Christian way to cuss the daylight savings outta someone without being inflammatory even know if you want 2

Bless your heart your acting real foolish right now without knowing the facts

by Faithmoriahfaith December 6, 2016

nuts on your chin

A dick in your mouth

What you get when some putz der nutz on your chin...

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

go to your room

What your parents say when they pwn you. AKA "You're screwed".

OK, I'll go to my room. I got plenty of video games there.

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

Shitting Your Head out of Your Ass

Shitting your head out of your ass could refer to three things, either;
A, being so mad your head jets out of your ass;
B, wasting your time trying to shit your head out of your ass;
C, an incredible feat, such as lifting a car, watching a whole episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and laughing at it atleast twice, or beating up Chuck Norris.

A, "If I have to sit next to that bitch named Sophie AGAIN this year, I'm totally going to shit my head out of my ass.."
B, "World of Warcraft is like trying to shit your head out of your ass,"
and C, "Dude! What are you doing?!"
Dude- " I'm trying to make a myspace video of me shitting my head out my ass!"
"Shitting your head out of your ass?!"
Dude- "Shitting your head out of your ass."

by Nate LOWRIE! September 6, 2007

Roflcopter-on-your-face

The act of pulling out when about to cum and swinging your dick around the chicks face like a helicopter blade.

Roflcopter-on-your-face. A porno of a T1000 terminator who fucks a chick and instead of jizzing when he cums he pulls out and his dick morphs into helicopter blades and chops her up. Then the movie turns kinda Army of Darkness, but the dude kills zombies with his Roflcopter, instead of a chainsaw attached to his arm.

by imtotallycereal June 26, 2009

stank on your hangdown

Hangdown: penis;
stank: see fish taco

"Malcolm, do you have some regrettable stank on your hangdown?"

by millerskillz May 16, 2006