Dirty Kermit

The act of having sex with a women in her tracheotomy hole. In this context, the tracheotomy was due to long term smoking, hence the frog (deep raspy voice) like moans that come from the act.

"Dude, you Sherri down the street? I totally gave her the dirty kermit last night."

by anoni-moose June 23, 2007

Dirty Sarah

When one places five flaccid peinses in one's mouth. No homo

Dude, last night me and the guys all got a dirty Sarah, we didn't make eye contact though so it's not gay.

by Dirty Sarah January 1, 2017

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

DIRTY LEGS

Derogatory term for a female, usually implying that she is a trashy, low income trailer park skank.

Simone is a little dirty legs. She has been fucking old men since she was 12.

by Payton A August 9, 2005

Dirty Lopez

When one inserts two fingers in the pink and a fist in the stink.

Brian totally just gave that slute the Dirty Lopez...and she liked it!

by the dirty lopez July 15, 2009

dirty scarlett

Means you have sex, and as soon as it's over you get your shit and instantly leave.

I hate to pull a dirty Scarlett and leave right after we had sex, but I need to leave now.

by Funkybutlover May 22, 2019

dirty dorito

a social event where a group of men stand around a single dorito and jerk off and blow their load onto the dorito where the last one to blow has to eat the filled dorito.

Kevin still can't get the taste of the dirty dorito out of his mouth that he ate last week.

by bobby d September 11, 2008