Customer Data

Code for NSFW content such as porn. Allows plausible deniability while you clean up desktop before a screenshare.

- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data

by Rathmagar March 11, 2020

Pre-Dating

Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.

Me and her are pre-dating.

by Abrein March 11, 2020

FaceTime date

Due to quarantine, the kids are now FaceTiming instead of dating.

Person one: hey, want to go on a FaceTime date?

Person two: sure!

by Ratfather April 9, 2020

Dirty DaTr’zhan

When eat the pussy from the back and just before she comes you blow a raspberry in her booty before sticking your thumb in.

I gave that girl Allee a DIRTY DATR’ZHAN last night shit was too funny.

by NegroMegaMind April 16, 2020

dirty dathal

The act of fingering your bum while in the missionary sex position with a girl, then using your shitty brown index finger do a simba mark on her forehead while simultaneously cumming in her nose to hide the smell of shit. This must all be done while humming the lion king theme tune.

I was with Sarah last night and she asked me to do something disgusting in bed so I gave her a dirty dathal

by Papa paddy April 17, 2020

nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.

Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

Expiration dating

Engaging in romantic relationships that due to practical circumstance or mutual agreement have a definite end date, yet both partners remain committed to the relationship until that end date.

"Is Kylie still dating that guy she was seeing during study abroad?"

"No, they were just expiration dating. It ended when she moved back home. They sure made the most of their summer together though."

by PghYinzer August 1, 2020