Boxed

The act of being incredibly stoned on marijuana, to the point where you're unable to act out basic tasks like pouring yourself a drink or talking to others.

"I was with Jeff on Wednesday and he was so boxed he couldn't even say his own name."

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

Anal Boxing

The act of repetitively punching someone in the rectum; until you fist enters the anal cavity

Did you hear Billy and Rhett did some Anal Boxing last night.

by Mr Viper November 8, 2017

Box/Button

a small mechanical device, that turns semi automatic handguns into fully automatic handguns once clicked. typically seen on glocks.

"aye cuh tap tha box/button onnis ass"

by BuckinDisR February 21, 2024

Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018

rusty box

Going down on the ass and not caring about the fecal matter that may be present.

Man, I totally rusty boxed my dude friend last night. Tasted great.

by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Juice Boxing

The act of inserting a rolled up note or straw into a baggy and sniffing straight from said baggy

Similar to putting a straw into a juice box and sipping

I just Juice Boxed some Charlie

Yo, my G has just Juice Boxed some K and it out of it

Juice Boxing is the easiest way to snort C in a club

by Bass Man February 23, 2019