fat finger fuck up

The act of accidentally hitting a the wrong button, or spelling the wrong word, particularly on a smart phone.

"I meant to hit the correct answer in Trivia Crack, but I had a fat finger fuck up."

by CossBoss January 27, 2015

Fat Valley Bird (FVB)

A fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys.

Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!

by Kaliafibun June 22, 2011

Bust a fat ass nut

When you cum so much that it could cover a fat ass.

Guy 1: Aw shit I’m about to bust a fat ass nut in your tight pink pussy

Girl 2: Yeah fill me up with your warm cum daddy. Fun fact: Since you said fat ass in that sentence you’re implying that all your cum could cover my fat ass.

Guy 1: Wow, I didn’t know that *cums fat ass nut*

by USLOPA May 11, 2023

Fat nick ass swings

When someone is throwing the weakest fucking punches you’ve ever seen

Man, them fat nick ass swings lmao

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

big fat salmon of knowledge

popularly known as fintan hamilton or the carhartt meuca, he is currently living in spain, in a town called Meucaland, where around a hundred meuques are around him every day. his big fat cock has become one of the most dangerous weapons nowadays.

this big fat salmon of knowledge screws meuques daily

by MeucHamilton January 24, 2023

fat ass appreciation day

on july 13 we take our friends with fat asses and celebrate them. we all strive to be like them so why not take a day to appreciate them

is tomorrow july 13?
HELL YA ITS FAT ASS APPRECIATION DAY

by francismikay October 28, 2019

I don't want to be fat

IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.

(Thinking to my self) I don't want to be fat. Maybe I should try the tips above ^

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by Plz sub https://youtu.be/R May 19, 2021