snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

gummy fish

A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving

"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass

by Silly grass November 15, 2014

Fish Easy

Something that's *Very Easy* to do.

Alternate word for *Easy* or *Very Easy*

My Friend, Coding is not Hard it's Fish Easy.

by NALAYAK May 26, 2018

fish taco

When the pussy smell rank but you eat it anyway.

daaaaam girl, you gotta fish taco!

by whaaaaaaaaaa? March 3, 2017

Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red

Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish

by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018

fish

What your girlfriend shouldn't smell like.

Your bitch smells like fish.

by Squirm Worm November 22, 2011