Munch box

When used, it’s telling someone to get eat out a women, in order to stop them from speaking any longer ( in other words it’s a giant, FUCK OFF!)

“Ohhhh yea buddy, how about you go and munch box, before u really upset me”

by Choink master Kevin August 9, 2023

Disappointment box

Disappointment box - 'Random empty box to disappoint the gift receiver. They later discover the money and/or thing they actually wanted inside.'

Here you go john...
John - gee thanks a toilet roll holder.
John does a deep long sigh
Only joking mate cheer up its a disappointment box, open it up ya sook

by Youza Mcwiggin December 23, 2023

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

Cthulhu Is Tae-Kwon-Do, Hellstrom Is Mixed Martial Arts <<<Kick`~`Boxing>>>, ANd Leviathan Is Karate

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare

Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!

by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023

Nicky-To-Go Box

When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.

Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.

You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.

by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022

Jack in the box

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.

I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.

by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020