Cat Man Do Ramer

Thats that crazy drunk sex

We gonna do that Cat man do ramer

by griz June 12, 2004

How to Give a Cat a Bath

1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it

I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....

by Someone who is Me June 1, 2018

Dogs are better than cats

Facts. Dogs love to snuggle while cats love to destroy

Friend 1:my cat is destroying my living room
Friend 2:mine does to
Friend 3:you guys need dogs
Friend 1:I’m getting a dog. Dogs are better than cats

by DaFacts March 31, 2022

Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B)

A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots

Person 1: Have you heard of the Butter Cat Brigade?

Person 2: No, what is it?

Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *

Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!

**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots

by Kitty F Cat 76538484847474 October 12, 2019

cat got your thumb

an expression of surprise caused by the failure to respond by the other half of an SMS conversation

What's up dude cat got your thumb?!

by Barry Lloyd August 10, 2005

the cat who came to tea

Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman

'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'

by jazz January 3, 2005

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!

by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009