He is the kid in school who girls think he is hot but will never date him. He's usually quite in school but out of it he has fun. But the girls that like him are always obsessed with him
by idek123456 June 2, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. An IT guy who owns a fast car that always seems to be in the shop. He lives life in the fast lane, and can always be found giving useful, but unsolicited advice to others. Tangoes are superior and experienced complainers, and always invoke fear into the hearts of customer service teams.
Worker 1: Our IT guy is working from home today. Apparently his car is in the shop.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
Worker 2: Gosh, he is acting like such a James Tango.
by Tipsyburgler June 20, 2023
Get the james tangomug. Joe: “Hey man have you seen James? It’s National Jump James Day!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”
Sasha: “No, I haven’t let’s go beat him up now!”
by DinoAngiee~ April 8, 2024
Get the National Jump James Daymug. The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025
Get the Alabama Jamesmug. by Asheigh July 19, 2023
Get the Jamemug. James Barret is a sexy beast of a man who's incredible in bed if you're lucky enough to get with him. He is the greatest human on the planes and is a modern day King. His worshippers may also call him Daddy JB.
Worshipper: OMFG it's daddy JB ( James Barret ) I wish he'd give it to me
Other worshipper: so would I but we're not worthy of having daddy JB ( James Barret )
Other worshipper: so would I but we're not worthy of having daddy JB ( James Barret )
by Joggerman123 August 6, 2022
Get the James Barretmug. by Grampa_J November 22, 2021
Get the Jamesmug.