John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!
Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker
by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019
Get the Johnmug. A guy who's famous for being the world's famous spy, simultaneously making him the world's WORST spy.
"Dude, this new John Wick movie just came out! Wanna go see it?"
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
"They all have the same plot. Argh, who gives a crap they're good."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer September 27, 2021
Get the John Wickmug. - John is a player, a man treesh, hurts girls feelings as a hobby. He will get you sucked in all the way until he finds someone new and leaves you. That's how bad of a person he is.
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once
- A simp
- Talks to MULTIPLE GIRLS at once
Person 1: Hey you know a guy named john?
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.
Person 2: oh yeah i've heard of him.. everyone calls him a man treesh.
by AlexPrule321 July 29, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity
God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*
Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future
Police receiving call:
Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again
Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway
*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
Get the Poptart Johnmug. 
That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.
your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!
Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".
"John over there lookin fire"
Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".
"John over there lookin fire"
by That JOHN July 17, 2025
Get the Johnmug. A person who likes to spy or snoop from inside their own house to the outside world - as from Australian show Home and Away.
by Pocket changa December 19, 2020
Get the John Palmermug.