strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.

This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.

by Love Stinks January 24, 2024

SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan

"Hey homie meet me at my place"

"Ok SLAP"

by All Sham No Wow August 4, 2020

Suck and Slap

When you give a man a blowjob and slap his dick after he cums

"Motherfucker pissed me off so bad I gave him a Suck and Slap"

by H5bibbins August 16, 2024

Slap

In the UK, a slang term typically used by homosexual men, used to describe make-up

Right, let's get ready to go out...go put ya slap on!

by And. July 19, 2018

Viking slap

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that your balls slap on her pussy

Her: I felt you Viking slap me.

Me: yeah my balls are sore from yesterday’s fuck.

by Urban_FroYo June 30, 2021

Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone

"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*

by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019

slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017