philanderer

is what Michael Scott considers himself (a great one, that is), on S2: E22 of The Office (U.S.).

I consider myself a great philanderer...

by avalanches August 25, 2023

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

Philanice to meet you

A greeting meant for only the elites of Philadelphia. The highest class possible greeting known to Man or even Cats for that matter.

Philanice to meet you, Mr. Smith, were you witness to last nights Seventy-Sixers game?

by Ravenknocker July 22, 2024

Philosophical Dutch rudder

When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.

“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”

“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”

“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”

by Mdarkside July 26, 2024

Philanthropist

A noun that most millionaires/billionaires describe themselves as. Most of the time they use scummy methods to pretend that they donated a lot to charity, while they are taking away just as much from their minimum wage employees.

"Jeffrey Preston Bezos is an American businessman, media proprietor, investor and philanthropist" - Said no one ever other than Jeff himself

by beefwezenton July 30, 2024

Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Phillydingus

1. A dickwad from Philly (Also known as philadelphia)

2. A word to describes someones penis that heavily phyiscally resembles the state of Philadelphia.

1. "Shut your trap, you phillydingus!"

2."Gather around, boys! This man's got himself a lil phillydingus in his bottoms!"

by Gsage August 3, 2024