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time to carb up!

A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.
Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
by TheWhiteBowser August 15, 2016
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caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.
Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.
by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022
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Gentleman's Relaxation Time

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
by StainlessSteal July 7, 2011
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all time low

not the "best band everrrrr omg"
why? they did not write ONE song on their new cd,
nothing personal?
very personal.

i wish they were the way they used to be.
back in the put up or shut up days.
by Rachelle! September 16, 2009
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time & temp girl

a prostitute, slut, whore, etc. A time & temp girl pleasures you late at night, when your girlfriend can't find out.
Girlfriend: Who were you on the phone with last night?

Boyfriend: Oh, just the time & temp girl...

Girlfriend: Oh, okay, sweetie.
by AnaandCarrie December 24, 2007
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Mr. Nasty time

when it's time to do the nasty, or have sex....it is believed this originated from the movie, Friday
"Is it Mr. Nasty time yet?"

"Not yet, I'll be out in thirty to fortyfive minute!"

OR....

"It's Mr. Nasty time!"
by Nikee August 6, 2007
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Time hack

Heard from a soldier, possibly comes from the Army. When you got a guy whose got his clock set juuuust right to miss shit, and his excuse is that his watch is set wrong.
Yeah, these guys are an hour late for the patrol brief. I'm thinking massive time hacks, guys.
by azn-hillbilly January 27, 2010
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