mom smart

Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.

You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!

by Rachken June 24, 2019

Your Mom

Any dumbass who uses this is probably failing or has no sense of what they are doing whatsoever

Person #1: bro look at (insert a janitors name) he's probly doing crack

person #2: by crack do you mean..YOUR MOM!

person #3: dude...are you failing your grades or smth?

by SWEETEST PIE June 23, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

U r mom gay

Irrational way to answer a discussion to win instantly against any argument, should not be considered valid if and only if the discussion is serious.

Tengo la razón por qué tengo todas las pruebas a mi favor y por ende todo lo que puedas tratar de decir por intentar refutarme te es imposible

U r mom gay ( Instantaneamente gana el debate )

by DESP117 December 21, 2018

charity's mom

a caring wonderful person whom makes really good food and is wanted by all the teens around

dam i want charity's mom

by Antawnisking February 2, 2018

Your Mom

The Most hated and worshipped phrase in the 2000's
Any Holder that dares to say this phrase to someone will eliminate and disintegrate both people fighting.

- Dude #1 - Bro your ugly
- Dude #2 - Lmao Like your mom
- Both Dudes *disintegrate*

by anonymous March 12, 2019

ur mom gay

no u

ur mom gay
no u

by MarioJudah February 28, 2021