french toast your mom

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

Mom

The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!

If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"

by 💁🏻 dancer September 18, 2016

Swearing at your mom

A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water

"Swearing at your mom"

by TheFuckBoyQuinn August 3, 2016

mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger

When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.

by ANONOMYOUSXX123XX July 12, 2016

mom hangover

When you have done so much mom-work that you physically feel like you have a hangover.

A mom hangover may include symptoms such as headache, unable to tolerate loud noises, shyness to bright lights, etc .
A mom hangover can be caused by nighttime feedings, 4-year old tantrums, the unending piles of laundry, unauthorized use of Sharpies, etc.

We can't come to play group today, I have a mom hangover.

by MinivanMILF July 2, 2016

Mom-noia

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...

I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!

by GaiaNaturi117 June 23, 2016

Mom Respect

The little respect your mother has for your personal life / space. Does whatever the hell she wants, whenever the hell she wants. Very annoying.

Friend: I was taking a massive dump and my mom walked in and asked me what I wanted for dinner after she did her hair.
Friend 2: Yeah, that's a lot of mom respect for you.

by Chinis Chink May 27, 2016