IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.
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by Niggerman 8008 June 11, 2021
Get the BIG FAT FUCKING MILKERS mug.on july 13 we take our friends with fat asses and celebrate them. we all strive to be like them so why not take a day to appreciate them
by francismikay October 28, 2019
Get the fat ass appreciation day mug.Guy 1: Aw shit I’m about to bust a fat ass nut in your tight pink pussy
Girl 2: Yeah fill me up with your warm cum daddy. Fun fact: Since you said fat ass in that sentence you’re implying that all your cum could cover my fat ass.
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by USLOPA May 11, 2023
Get the Bust a fat ass nut mug.Fat Valley Bird (FVB) is a fat chavette hailing from the Welsh Valleys. The FVB can easily be identified as they dress in tracksuits, are adorned in copious amounts of Argos jewellery and are either fat, very fat or extremely fat. The FVBs pastimes can include Bus Shelter loitering, eating chips and fighting. If you encounter this species in the wild, it is best to stay upwind and NEVER make eye contact as this is either a declaration of war, or of love making. Please note, if eye contact is made it would be best to immediately assume the foetal position and go to your happy place until the FVB has moved on to new prey. You have been warned!
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*slaps ass*
Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
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