Colorado Cum Gobbler

A person who gobbles cum in colorado

someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler

by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 9, 2023

i swear to cum

What a 7 year old kid who just “learned” how to swear on the internet might yell at their parents/friends

Parent: No, your bed time is now, go to sleep

Kid: NO, You son of a shit, you mother bitcher, i swear to cum im NOT GOING TO BED

by cum #727 December 9, 2022

here i cum

What a guy says right before he releases his explosion of cum into a females fat pussy.

Him: Oh baby, here I cum
Her: Yes, cum deep inside of me

by Jghijhhj July 24, 2023

Cum dumpster fire

Inspired by a peculiar inability to accurately describe a certain characteristic that differentiates hot girls from beautiful, wholesome women, and/or supermodels. CDF’s are the 5s who become false 7s and 8s because of the cartoonish, chaotic assets, both physically and mentally, they possess. Evolution built this sub-genre of women to safe-guard men against becoming lazy to danger; to keep him sharp. A man will be pleased and inspired erotically and motivated by an elevated status. He will endure the rollercoaster cycles of overly-emotional bouts fueled by her fiery victim entitlement to strengthen the steel sword that is his ego, his manhood. What makes the CDF even more attractive to men is the attainability of this subspecies. She is the highest level of whore. The used-up, retired low level porn star, single mom, broken but still usable and able to show off. The level where she will fuck any type of man, yet be selective at the same time. This confuses all men into a false optimism. Every man believes there's a chance, yet only a select group gets the opportunity to figure out how to solve this destructive enigma.

It can also be funny, a jab, or a compliment for those women who embrace it. This makes the woman seem more attuned to her own nature. Rough N' Rowdy ring girls come to mind as an example. But beware, the sweet seduction of this wild, brainless, erotic creature will be a double-edged sword. While loyal, you will never satisfy her need for attention and chaos.

Cum dumpster fires are the used Mercedes of women. Imagine if you will, a visibly run-through, crazy realtor, with fake boobs in Newark, driving a Range Rover to attain unearned status while going through a divorce. Her natural man-pleasing talents “knocked up” her youth -twice. So she will use that natural talent to recapture it. Her daughters stole her good years, so she will wear their clothes to attract attention to recapture it. From the outside: a fun, chaotic, unique, fucked up life, attention-seeking, put-together woman with assets to please, control, and bring chaos to men. These women are typically very fertile and look like they are built to be the black sheep village girl who gets ravaged by the intruders and ends up in relationships with a select few of them. Bringing him closer to the destructive suicide of erotic overload, yet sharp enough to believe they are more of a man than reality. You eventually go to ruin because she revenge-fucks a dude or several, and you take her back each time.

by The Real Dr. Nick August 8, 2023

Cum balls fuck

U fuck people in the balls till u die from hypertension diabetes and stage 10 ball cancer

Yo wassup can u cum balls fuck

by Jhit12043 November 21, 2021

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

Carolina Cum Balloon

An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.

Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.

by Globbinator22 April 30, 2020