Cooker

Australian slang for a mentally impaired person who has no grasp on reality.

The noun ‘cooker’ refers to the state of the persons brain, it is ‘cooked’ or fried and as such is in a constant state of malfunction resulting in the symptomatic cooker insanity.

Cookers believe in conspiracy theories and have hilariously insane takes. Examples of cooker beliefs include 5G causes cancer, COVID was a WHO conspiracy, and vaccines cause autism.

Cookers are commonly supporters of fascist political parties because they also have racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist and xenophobic feelings and beliefs.

Cookers are typically boomers who have left school early and then had their brain ‘cooked’ by the most insane parts of the Internet and right-wing media.

John was raving about how climate change is a Jewish Chinese conspiracy. What a fucking cooker.

by K.A.E July 18, 2023

Cooking

Derived from the phrase "Get cooking", it means to drive fast

Synonymous with phrases like "hammer down", "pedal to the metal", etc.

You're running late, you better get cooking.

by Russellsroughneck July 30, 2023

Coolie Hole

(Noun) a slang term for anus

After eating Cayenne peppers… Jimmy IMMEDIATELY needed to use the restroom. jimmy now has several hemorrhoids on his coolie hole

by GreasyMcGrittle August 17, 2023

Cooked

A synonym for correct or good/just-right.

Me: Maybe you could go to the beach?
You: Yeah, I think I will. That feels cooked!

by Slayer9000 October 6, 2023

cooked

A way of describing or talking about a subject in an overly negative regard or fashion.

Bro #1: “Mane you heard the news bout Mikey Williams?”
Bro #2: “Yeah that niggas career is cooked.”

by lightyfriedostrich October 12, 2023

chokiest

The biggest choker of all time often by category be it a professional sport, game show contestant or religious service

Dave Roberts of the dojjerz is the chokiest manager of all time

by Skins Sug October 13, 2023

cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 20, 2023