Boxed

The act of being incredibly stoned on marijuana, to the point where you're unable to act out basic tasks like pouring yourself a drink or talking to others.

"I was with Jeff on Wednesday and he was so boxed he couldn't even say his own name."

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

trouble in a box

what to call a woman who is cute but obviously will cause more problems then she is worth
also used to refer to a woman like a pandora's box of grief

me and my friend saw this girl walk pass us and my friend said " oooo she is trouble in a box" to which the girl then smiled at him not knowing he just insulted her

by shiggsaw June 18, 2017

scone box

A semi-British term, for ones cranium

Ouch Charlie, you hit scone box!

by Chocolate thunda June 21, 2017

Anal Boxing

The act of repetitively punching someone in the rectum; until you fist enters the anal cavity

Did you hear Billy and Rhett did some Anal Boxing last night.

by Mr Viper November 8, 2017

murder box

A creepy box full of spooky shit that might help you detect a fictional murderer!

I got this Murder Box in the mail and it literally scared the shit out of me! Seriously, I had to burn my favorite pair of pants so no one would know!

by Billy Bing Bong November 19, 2017

Hair box

Hair box (n)- Female genitalia, specifically the labia majora. Analogous to “fur burger” or “beaver”. A term generally applied to the private regions of the female anatomy but often with regards to a particularly strong presence of pubic hair.

Nothing turns me of like burrying my face in a woman’s hair box.

by Craig’s Fist April 20, 2018

Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017