The Wheaties Box Treatment

When you become so famous that you get put on a Wheaties box.

Friend 1 "Holy shit did you see they gave LeBron the Wheaties Box Treatment"
Friend 2 "What the fuck do you mean"
Friend 1 "Bro they put his face on a cereal box"

by Oofmaster420 September 21, 2021

box dick

When the length of your penis is the equivalence of the width.

"Was it a chode or was it a box Dick?" "a Fucking box Dick"

by bisexygirl179 April 4, 2017

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 12, 2017

box gremlin

an introverted person who likes the internat more tha irl. usualy being good at stuff like editing. and generaly stay in closets or boxes.

Person 1: Tim is a box gremlin- I don't see him for weeks unless I'm on discord!

by box gremlin October 20, 2023

Dust box

Construction humor- Meaning: pussy that hasn’t been used in a long time.

Girl you wanna hook up with,

Term made up by Scott finamore.

Man I wanna hit that dust box.

I Want to dust that box out,

by Construction girl September 27, 2023

Beef box

Another slang term for vagina, pussy, ham sandwich, cock pit and many more. A man's beef that's inserted into a woman's box, beef box.

Women at the gym love to wear tight leggings, when they bend over, it shows their beef box.

by cpetkunas November 4, 2023

Miscetaneous box of doom

A large and unwieldy box containing a high number of miscetaneous items. Often this box is used as a last resort when attempting to pack up a dorm room. To create a Miscetaneous box of doom, simply find a large box and throw the entire contents of your room inside, without any care for delicate items or organization.

"Where is the extra power strip?" chris asked. Tergis responded - "Oh, I think its in my miscetaneous box of doom. Good Luck."

by theterg June 28, 2009